Post by Jack McCarthy on Nov 27, 2016 21:05:27 GMT
Of course, you know me. I’m Jack, I’m kind of famous around here. I’m awesome
You see this place? You see where we're standing...Or sitting or however, you’re positioned?!
In about fifty years this entire place will be bulldozed over and a giant statue will be put up of me...made of diamonds...and solid gold...and glitter.And you’re going to buried underneath it with a baseball upside your arse
Here lies Johnny fuckface, pervert and peeping tom!
Last Edit: Nov 27, 2016 21:08:30 GMT by Jack McCarthy
Post by Jack McCarthy on Nov 28, 2016 20:44:07 GMT
To: Dominic Rowe
From Jack McCarthy
Oh, I know you….I know you alllll right, Mr. Peeping Tom. Mr. Pervy Mcgee. Mr. I can’t get with a real woman so I have to sneak into women’s lockers to get some. That’s what you do isn’t it? You freak! You sneak into women’s locker rooms to peep on them so you can have something to imagine while you fondle yourself in your woman suit...Is that what you do. You rat! You harlot! You Scoundrel You Scallywag!!
Oh no no you don’t want to call down this thunder! I’ll take you on a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain...Oh and what’s the first course? MY FIST. A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
You go near Luxanna again and I will end you/ IMMA BRING THE THUNDER DOWN
My powers lets me walk through solid objects, like for example walls! Me and this other guy were in the boys locker room when some jerk decided to pick a fight, he tried attacking us, I grabbed my friend and pulled him with me through the wall to get away! We ended up by accident in the girls locker room! Then got out of there as fast as possible because we didn't want to be there!
Are you fucking crazy or something!? Again, who do you think you are??? You can't tell me what to do and you can't threaten me, I'm not scared of you! I'd take you on any day!
CRAZY?! YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CRAZY: CRAZY IS BEING LEFT HANGING UNSIDE DOWN BY YOUR UNDERWEAR ON A COLD WINTER'S MORNING, THE ONLY THING SEPARATING YOU AND YOUR NECK SNAPPING LIKE A TWIG IS THE BRANCH YOU WERE CLIMBING GETTING WAYYY TOO COMFORTABLY WITH YOUR GOOLIES AND THAT HAS ONLY HAPPENED ABOUT TWICE TO ME SO FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, ASSUMING YOU RIDE THE HORSE, A SICK PERVERT LIKE YOU PROBABLY PUT YOUR DICK IN THEM FIRST. THAT''S WHAT YOU DO ISN'T YOU?! YOU SNEAK INTO GIRLS DRESSING ROOMS. PERV ON MY BEST FRIEND, THEN FUCK HORSES THEN HANG UPSIDE DOWN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE A PORN BATMAN. THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO ISN'T IT?! ISN'T IT.
The List of McCarthy. The comprehensive list of every scum bag in the school.
YOU CAN'T JUST ASK ME TO LEAVE YOU ALONE. YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR SINS. YOU CAN'T RUN FROM LIFE.
STOP RUNNING AND DANCE. DANCE WITH ME. DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE.