Post by Dirty Laundry on Feb 5, 2017 14:52:44 GMT
CHEAP TRILLS
Where do one begin when setting out on a journey to bring forth the truth? Doth one simply pay attention and wait for the moment to strike? Or doth one simply get to the point where the simple-minded ways of high school to push and pull until you cannot take it any longer?
I am the gospel, the proclamation of the redemption. I am the seeker of truth, the bringer of light and the hand that deals true justice.
Where does one begin? At what point is enough just that, enough? Doth one begin from the bottom and work their way up, or doth one start at the top and push at each brick stone until something breaks?The RoyaltyThe royalty lies at the very top of the food chain, embodied in flash, glamour and bling. Pretty clothes, pretty hair and a disheveled kind of beauty that few could ever aspire to achieve. The female sovereigns, the queens and the monarchs. In those abstract words lieth the CROWNED HEAD a true blue blood and the DICTATOR (who only thinks her blood is blue). As we all know, the CROWNED HEAD doth not live up to the expectations, but neither did Anne Boleyn. Whereas the DICTATOR would likely share the same fate as her historic counterpart, Henry VIII.The CourtThankfully, the royalty isn't the only ones at the top. Sadly, though, their lives are severely intertwined within the minds and lives of the royalty. The DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, a familiar face to most of us. Though, if we're going to be perfectly honest, his face isn't easy to miss in his flamboyant ways. He's nothing but a stone throw away from joining the female sovereigns at the top. At the very least, he shares a specific taste for dramatic arts. Perhaps we should be thankful the DEVIL'S ADVOCATE seems to have built himself a house on the other side of the fence. At least we won't see a trail of broken hearts - but broken genitalia is a whole different matter...
There's another blue blood among our midst - sadly, though, she doesn't quite make the cut for being a true royal. The PRINCESS has been born to the royal title, though does nothing to ensure it stays that way. This fragile little flower still has quite a long way to go to follow in her sister's footsteps. Maybe she's the change we've all been waiting for - or maybe, she's just another hopeless case.The TownsfolkA new additional to our little family is the SONG BIRD - whose entire life has been revolved around music. One would think that she'd use this opportunity to climb her way to the top. I don't know about you guys, but I'll be sure to keep an eye out for this one. She would make a fine addition to the court, wouldn't she? Although, there might not be a whole lot going on upstairs, she's at the very least pretty to look at. She should, however, consider ditching the peasants she keeps mingling herself with. Reputation is, after all, everything.
Have anyone seen the TRAIN WRECK lurking around our school events? Her brother might be one of us, but she sure isn't. Now that I think about it, it's fairly sad how hard she's trying to implement herself into our world. Maybe she's jealous of her talented (and handsome) brother? Oh, what tragedy.
We have a returnee at the school. If it wasn't for the fact that it seems in his old age, he's grown duller, he might have made the cut for the court. Instead of making a name for himself, GOLDEN BOY seems to spend an awfully lot of time lurking around the school after hours. What a waste of potential.
There is another returnee who has been spotted hanging around the school borders. Not a member of the staff, though, so I don't really think he has any reason to be lurking around. Unless, of course, he's preying on younger girls. In which case, we'll be watching you, KEN DOLL. But please, do us all a favor: the next time you're sitting by the dock... drop the shirt, kay?
I'll happily accept any gossip, rumors or sightings thrown my way, so don't be shy. My inbox is always open.You know you love me,Dirty Laundry.
