First of all, if you want to harass someone and send them undesired messages, know their proper name
And I think it's brass tracks but who gives a fuck don't use that it's so old it's pointless
And what are you talking about? What thing I do? Flirt? Being fabulous and bitchy at the same time? Dress fashionably? So many things I do that you can't
Why would talking to me be undesired….I’m a delight you fucking dick. I’ve been nought but a gentleman, you're being a tool.
Cool. I’ll bring it backI’m bringing that phrase back, You wantThat’s what’s going to happen I’m going to bring back the 90s one phrase at a time and that’s phat AND all that with a big of chips.
I’m a stable of fashion to be on the list? Because you’re acting like you REALLY want to be on the list! Because that what happens people talk smack about my fashion sense. They get on my list.
I need you to teach me how to do that whole “Sassy Gay Best Friend” act you do so I can get into all the big rich fancy parties and get with all the rich fancy women so I’ll become rich and fancy
Last Edit: Mar 3, 2017 22:37:04 GMT by Jack McCarthy
Come on, I never ramble, and I ALWAYS have a point. I’m Mr. Point I got sharp shiny points ready to jab into your eye and ear, straight into your brain holes poking it with constantly with wisdom. CAN YOU FEEL IT?! CAN YOU FEEL MY WORDS POKING YOUR BRAIN HOLES?!
Hey, why don’t you step off. Take a chill pill. Cut it out. Talk to the hand.
I can do this all day.
Oh no, you don’t want to be on the list, it’s my list of enemies. You DON’T want to be on that list.
Right. Gay. You know. That thing. The whole Gay thing.
Piiish. You wish. If I was gay, I’d be the alpha gay. The boys in this school wouldn’t stand a chance
No, no I need to learn how to pretend to be gay.Like you
Why the hell would I call you Michael? Who the fuck is Michael?
Yes. Jealous, I mean look at me, I’m smart, handsome. Charming. Beloved by all. I mean, I’m kind of local legend. A hero if you will among the student body and that breeds a lot of envy
“Help” is a super strong word.Does it look like I need help? You’d fuck me right?
Of course, you would.
Of course, that’s the golden rule when it comes to girls right? Never be yourself. Ever Ever. Plus The whole gay thing is great because you could totally be like “Oh yeah just walk around in your underwear, it's totally done. You know what’ll be funny? If we made out. For the LOL’s
“Piiish. When do I EVER piss people off? I’m charming. I honestly don’t know why I’m never invited to one of those fancy parties, thrown by the rich kids.
I blame the rich kids….
Last Edit: Mar 5, 2017 13:04:24 GMT by Jack McCarthy