Fa la la la la

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. Reynolds

Hey lil bro.

Got a minute? (make time for meeeee)

Are we doing Secret Santa again this year?

[Lister D. Reynolds]

To: Lara

Yo.

Avoiding work so yeah.

I don't know. Ask mom.

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. R.

Oh yeah? Where you at?

But I don't wanna.

She'll be hurt if I forgot.

I didn't forget btw.

I just didn't remember.

[Lister D. Reynolds]

In my room, where else?.

I don't know. Probably

What are you planning?

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. R.

Well...

I was at the mall the other day (trust me, not by choice)

There was these matching sweaters on sale.

I swear they don't look like those bad matching sweaters like they show on tv.

Think mom would appreciate that?

[Lister D. Reynolds]

Mom does like bad sweaters...

Probably? I don't know.

You got anything for Dad yet? I have no idea what to get him...

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. R.

Remember how I said I found those not-that-bad matching sweaters?

Thought of getting a matching set for mom and dad

ehheh

maybe I should get one for everyone

ouuuu we can all wear it during Christmas dinner

that'll make a great family photo

whatcha think?

[Lister D. Reynolds]

'One for everyone'. YOU ARE EVIL

PURE EVIL

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. R.

It'll make a really cute family photo

we can even send one to grandma!

think i'll even get an antler headband for you

YOU'LL LOOK ADORABLE

[Lister D. Reynolds]

Grandma will probably like it, she has worse taste than mom.

Don't you dare.

I hate you

[Lara Jean Reynolds]

To: Lister D. R.

Truer words have never been spoken.

The apple does not fall from the tree.

You know, one day when we're looking back at old family photos, you're going to thank me for making you looking the most adorable out of us.

Maybe I'll even throw in a red nose